Date: Mon, 13 Mar 2000 17:13:15 -0800
From: "Dennis Dawson" <ddawson@us.oracle.com>
To: balloon@balloonhq.com
Subject: What what what?!?!?!?

>Hi there...My stage name is Captain Denny. I work for a local Denny's
in
>Sacramento Ca.

That's funny - my stage name is Patricia Nardella.

Remember the movie Willow ("which finger is the most magical?"). You can
try the same question with an adult male ("which wand is most
magical?"). You can give him a hint with exagerated eye movement, and
likely get a good tip in the bargain (like a moil).

Cap'n Denny (the Red Flash)

In stores Wednesday: "Mark Kistler's Web Wizards" written by none other
than my other stage name, Webmaster Dennis (illustrated by Mark Kistler,
who gets top billing because he has the t.v. show). How to make your own
web pages, for the young at heart.

Check it out on Amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0684863227/o/qid=952995821/sr=8-1/103-3205203-5013404

And other fine on-line retailers