From: BalloonHorse@netscape.net
Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2001 19:04:04 -0500
To: balloon@balloonhq.com
Subject: Frog jokes

For all thoes people at T-Jam who asked for mom's collection of frog jokes
here they are:

Where does a frog change its clothes?  In the croak-room!

Why are frogs so happy?  They eat whatever bugs them.

What happened when two frogs went after the same fly?  They became tongue-tied!

What year do frogs like best?  Leap year!

What happens to the frog's car when the parking meter expired?  It got toad away!

Should you ever eat a green frog? No wait till it ripens.

What do you do when you see a frog on the endangered-species list eating an insect on the endangered species list?

Scientists say mosquitoes can travel long distances. Yes, but they stop for refreshments.

Why are mosquito families so close?  Because blood is thicker than water!

What did the mosquito say to the girl after it bit here arm?  You're just my type -- Type A.

For any one who wants the rest of the jokes(not all frog jokes) e-mail me privatly.

Bethany(The one who taught the 6-petals woven flower at T-Jam)Martin
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Deborah the transportation and Bethany the balloonist
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