From: sirtwistalot@juno.com
To: SeamoreTheClown@aol.com
Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 07:05:29 -0800
Subject: Monkey gag

Hello ~

I do the Standard monkey in a palm tree with bananas. I think most people
have give up some good ideas for you to use, so I will offer up a short
gag;

When someone asks, "Make me a monkey or can you make me a money? I
inflate a brown 260 and curl the end and hold it to his back side like a
tail and say, "There now you are a monkey."  You may of course tie it on
his back side with another 260 if you wish.
Vegan's understand that gentleness cannot be a product of violence,
harmony cannot be a product of strife, and peace cannot be a product of
contention and conflict.