Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 04:21:12 -0800 (PST)
From: veronica losh <vavaballoooon@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fw: [GCFL] Santa Funnies
To: balloon@balloonhq.com

Good material for your patter. Hope you can use a few
of these.
Veronica 
aka Vavaballooooooooon!!!!!1

What do they call Santa's helpers?
 Subordinate Clauses

What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen
into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle

Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis
 
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his
manners the most?
"Rude"olph
 
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet
 
What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet
 
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas

 What does Santa like to eat?
A jolly roll

Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen

What does Santa say when he is sick?
OH OH NO!

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts
get?
Missile toe

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.

*****Vava's favorite****
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while
sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia 
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas
time?
Sandy Claus

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
 
Received from Mikey's Funnies.