From: "Jan Phillips" <janphillips2940@hotmail.com> To: balloon@balloonhq.com Subject: Re:Christmas Jokes Date: Sat, 23 Dec 2000 05:21:59 -0000 <html><DIV>Just wanted to offer a few more Christmas Jokes.</DIV> <DIV> <P><FONT color=#330099><B><FONT size=3><FONT color=#ff0033><I>What do snowmen eat for breakfast? </I></FONT><BR>Frosted flakes!</FONT></B></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#330099><B><FONT size=3><I><FONT color=#ff0000>What happens when Santa spends too much time in the sun?</FONT></I> <BR>He becomes Krisp Kringle! <BR></FONT></B></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#330099><B><FONT size=3><FONT color=#ff0033><I>What happens when Frosty the Snowman spends too much time in the sun? </I></FONT><BR>He gets real mushy! Ahhhhhhhh……. **kiss, kiss!**</FONT></B></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#330099><B><FONT size=3><I><FONT color=#ff0000>What did the writer at North Pole give all of Santa's helpers for Christmas?</FONT></I> <BR>Elf-Help Books<BR></FONT></B></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#330099><B><FONT size=3><FONT color=#ff0033><I>Why did they let the turkey join the band? </I></FONT><BR>It had drum sticks!</FONT></B></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#330099><B><FONT size=3><I><FONT color=#ff0000>What is easy to catch, but impossible to throw?</FONT></I> <BR>A cold!<BR></FONT></B></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#330099><B><FONT size=3><FONT color=#ff0033><I>What's the best thing to put into Christmas pudding? </I></FONT><BR>Your teeth!</FONT></B></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#330099><STRONG>Jan Phillips</STRONG></FONT></P></DIV><br clear=all><hr>Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at <a href="http://explorer.msn.com">http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p></html>