From: "Inflated Impressions" <inflatedimpressions@prodigy.net>
To: <Balloon@balloonhq.com>
Subject: fast
Date: Wed, 17 May 2000 21:38:42 -0700

	Hi,


		Tim McConeghy, Lord of Latex. I consider myself to be fast but I have seen
faster. I use over a gross an hour when working a line gig assuming the kids
speak english or spanish, have parents who read to them, and generally are
capable of speech. I know that those of you who have ever twisted for
earthlings before have encountered the parent who asks their embryo through
18 month old what they would like and expect you to wait patiently for the
answer. Anyway, back on subject, I never guarantee that everyone will get a
balloon because you never know how many people will show up or leave early
etc..
		Hope this helps. Remember, when you can't find one sock in the dryer, I
took it so I could be the best twister in your socks too. Smile, you guys
crack me up.


							Good Luck
							Tim McConeghy
							LORD OF LATEX