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Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2000 22:45:32 -0800
To: balloon@balloonhq.com
From: Mark Balzer <mbalzer@balloonhq.com>
Subject: Re: INHALINGHelium is death the joke different perspective


This same discussion has been taking place on the deco list.
I was going to stay out of it, but after reading all this hyperbole
I have to respond and say that I agree with Larry's post:

http://www.balloonhq.com/deco/upto12Feb2000/archive.11596.html

But I'll also address a few of the points that were brought up:


>Why are there more round balloons the cause of choking
>because the kid sucks in a piece of balloon.

Do you know what the #1 cause of choking deaths in children is?

   Food.

Why, just think how many children we could save each year if we didn't let
them put food in their mouths!


> We tell the kids not to put a balloon in there mouth
>but go ahead suck the helium out of it.

Huh?  The Fedex commercial was not telling kids anything.
The Fedex commercial was not aimed at the 5 year old audience.
I don't know of any kids who routinely send anything that
"absolutely, positively has to be there the next business day."
For a better perspective you should really read this excellent
post that appeared on the deco list:

http://www.balloonhq.com/deco/upto12Feb2000/archive.11604.html


>  ...every time I see a person who says .Hey, can I have a hit off
> that tank or helium balloon,I say sure if you want to push your
> vocal box into your lungs and die go ahead because the 2000 pounds
> of pressure is I real high Oh ,yes this is a balloon not a helium
> tank, So the dangers are less.

Yes, I would agree the danger of dying from a helium-filled balloon pushing
your vocal box into your lungs is less than sucking on a helium-filled
tank.  About 5000 times less.  That's three and a half orders of magnitude.
About the difference between jumping off a stool, and jumping out of an
airplane with no parachute.  That's about as close to "no comparison" as
you can get.


> So, I can tell this to the parent of the person who lost a child of
> 21  by inhaling the helium direct from the tank at McDonalds in
> Newburyport Massachusett almost two years ago... The para medics I
> talk to said they had no chance of saving him...  it started out
> with the kids sucking the helium from the balloons, at a birthday
> party at Mcdonalds and then one of the workers decide to suck it
> directly from the tank to get a larger laugh...

Last time I checked, a 21 year old was not a child... he can drive, vote,
be drafted, be tried as an adult.  A 21 year old is responsible for his own
actions.  So when some 21 year old mouth breather takes a break from asking
"Would you like fries with that?", chooses ignore the printed warnings and
inhales helium directly from a tank to impress a bunch of kids half his
age, you can honestly tell the parents that it was simply a case of natural
selection at work.

I hope this helps,  (I know I feel better now  :-)

Mark

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