From: "Clive \"emazdad\" Hemsley" <emazdad@bigfoot.com>
To: "balloon" <balloon@balloonhq.com>
Subject: Re: Countries
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 13:49:26 +0100

<*Let* us keep it? I was under the impression we kicked
you out! But, I can't be too hard on any country that
wanted to make a law against pubs having too large a
head on their beer ... priorities! :-)>


He He I love a good bit of banter,

Oh come on guys even you yanks have more common sense than that, Less Head =
More Beer, More Beer = more Alcohol. a simple equation. Pub were ripping
people of by selling a pint of beer that was about a third head. And anyway
how can a county responsible for Budweiser be in any position to comment. No
wonder you drink it so cold, it hides the taste. I've been to the states
several times and still havn't found a decent tasting beer. Give me a nice
pint of John Smiths extra Smooth, served at just below room temperature. it
slides down nicely and as for taste mmmmmmmmmmmm.

We let you keep your bit because we were too busy kicking Napoleon's butt.
mind you we kept the good bit in the north for a few years though. I was
wondering if America is such a rich country why can't it afford to put in
all the letters when it writes words. IE, Colour, Favour.:) Why do you call
crisps "Chips" and Chips "French Fries? A bill fold is a wallet, What you
call a purse is a hand bag, and what we call a purse is what the girlies
keep their money in. Most of our cars are manual trasnsmition because we can
master the clutch.

Anyway if there is any PC people out there who are offended by my remarks
about America, GET A LIFE, AND A SENSE OF HUMOUR.

Right back to balloons, if anyone is after a good balloon modelling book,
which is full of good comercial stuff that you can actually use. Coz the
clown here in the UK has brought out a good one. it's on laminated A4 paper
in a ring binder. and every now any again he brings out updates. if your
interested give me a shout and I'll give you his details.

Now I'm going to have a nice cup of tea, with a few chocolate biscuits
(Cookies to you colonials) to dunk in it the. I've got a show to do.

Yours Funfully
Clive "Emazdad" Hemsley
Website:- www.emazdad.co.uk