From: "Clive \"emazdad\" Hemsley" <emazdad@bigfoot.com>
To: "balloon" <balloon@balloonhq.com>
Subject: Re: An insignificant little island
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 19:19:59 +0100

<And giving
people millions of dollars in life pensions just for
being inbred and wearing a crown ... SHEESH!>

I'll agreed with you on that one

<Actually, I don't think you should apologize on the
bbs. If people are offended, they have bigger problems
than understanding our little jokes.>

Too true! but here in UK we do have some very narrow minded PC people. They
even tried to ban the Noddy books, because they thought Noddy's mate Bigears
would offend, big eared people. I believe you've got people like that over
there as well.

<P.S. By the way, didn't we bail you out of two (count
'em, two) World Wars? They sure didn't happen on OUR
soil!>

if I remember right we were holding off the krauts quite nicely on our own.
Because as in the first world war you were late. and then you only joined in
because the Japanese blew up all your Sunbeds at Pearl Harbour.

and in reply to Jan from Belgian. I've only just stopped giggling. What a
brilliant attitude. The Belgians do brew some nice beer, But it's still not
as good as a nice pint of John Smiths. I say this because I'm a bitter
drinker, not a lager drinker.

<And watch what you say about cars. There is a certain level of pride from
the first auto-makers: The Italians!>

and most of there cars are manual gearbox as well.  but unlike their tanks
they only have one reverse gear.

Right that's that, I've got a large plate of Fish and Chips to eat now. so
I'll go.

Quickie tip. Make a dog and in stead of a tail put a cats head at the other
end. you then have Catdog, If you don't know who catdog is then you need to
watch a bit more kids TV. They're a character on the Nickelodeon Channel.

Yours Funfully
Clive "Emazdad" Hemsley
Website:- www.emazdad.co.uk