Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2000 14:41:02 -0500
From: Stacey <stacey@krulewich.com>
To: balloon@balloonhq.com
Subject: Re: fantasy pump

>>  Alot of conversations have taken place over mouth vs. pump
inflating.  I
though I'd throw something new out.  If you could design your own
fantasy
pump, what would it's features be?  Anyone?    <<

My pump would be much like the pump I use now with a few added features.

1.  it would deliver an electric shock to all non approved users.  This
shock would be stronger for the idiots who put their tumb over the
nozzle opening and then press down as hard as they can.  Heck it might
even be fatal for them.

2.  A drink holder would be nice

3.  After three hours of solid use it would stop working to remind me to
take a break.

4.  There would be a button that triggered recorded responses to people
who say I am cheating by using a pump.

5.  Built in Tip Jar

6.  I could set it in front of a video and it would absorb all sorts of
new twisting techniques which would be automatically transfered to my
hands the next time I touched it.

Stacey Krulewich
Oh Wow!! Parties & Balloons
Grandview, MO