Balloon Jokes and One-liners

Balloon animals eat the air out of the holes in Swiss cheese
- Jimmy Davis

One-liners For Balloon Creations

One-liners For Balloon Dogs

One-liners For Fowl Requests

Chickens

Hens

Birds

Can anyone tell me what kind of bird this is?:

One-liners For Fish

Giraffes

Pigs

Frogs

Rabbits

One-liners For Elmo

One-liners for Disney Characters

Other Various Balloon Animals


One-liners For Hats

For Adults


Hey, That Doesn't Look Like A XXXXX!"


One-liners For Rejection

For nice children who politely refuse:

Nasty people who rudely refuse:


One-liners For Crowd Control


One-liners for Any Crowd


One-liners For Kids


One-liners For Kids Who Want More Balloons

I Want. . .


What Do They Eat?


Are Those Special Balloons?

YES:

NO:

For Adults:


How/Where Did You Learn This?

How Did You Get Started Doing This?

Where Did You learn How to Do This?

Did You Go To School For That?

How Long Have You Been Doing This?

And For the Adults


What To Say When a Balloon POPS!


One-liners For Pumps

Replies for people who say "You're cheating" or ask "why don't you blow them up?"

For adults:


One-liners For Balls In Balloons


One-liners For Adults


One-liners For Jerks


One-liners For Money


General


Additional Sources For Jokes


MB 12/22/95
LM 2/13/96
SKB 9/29/96
SKB 1/05/97
MB 4/4/97
SMB 11/13/99